Looks as if it could be standing room only at this Friday’s lecture. Give me a ring if you’d like a seat reserved.

We’ve been a bit remiss with the Weekly Wheezes of late, and I do understand that Adam Bell has quite a few fan out there. So here are two-and-a-bit for the price of one (free; and worth every penny).

Mind you, Adam has been a bit down recently; his clothes horse broke the other day. He said it felt like the end of an airer.

But I hear he was intending to get down to some hot and steamy action Saturday night… well, the pile of ironing was getting higher.

You’ll be glad to hear his foot’s getting better though, in fact only last night he was throwing shapes at a rave. Got one guy in the eye with a rhombus.

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