As I was away at the Mind Magic Seminar, your hosts last Saturday were Roger Curzon, Tom Hudson and the inimitable Les Johnson. Many thanks, guys, for stepping in. (Must remember to show you how to switch the answerphone off next time…)

My being away meant that I was unable to collect this week’s Adam’s Weekly Wheeze. (I usually pick them up carefully at arms length.) Luckily (?) Les had brought his notebook:

“I have been unlucky in love. My first wife left me. The second one won’t…”